we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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