and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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