I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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