bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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