Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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