You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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