This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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