the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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