I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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