No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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