Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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