Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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