he shaved USA in his pubs
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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