I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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