If i come over, it means nothing
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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