I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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