I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
