i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
