yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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