I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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