i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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