Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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