This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Drunk walkin through police station. America
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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