Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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