i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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