Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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