Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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