So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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