Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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