yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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