i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize