He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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