Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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