I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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