i think i have herpe
just one?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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