apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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