WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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