I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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