Yo dont text me then not text me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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