Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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