In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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