We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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