it hurts more in the daytime
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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