I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
So squirting runs in the family.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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