Pappa wants mamma naked
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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