Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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