Can Purell be used as lube?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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