I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Enjoy the penises
Dick very happy bro
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