it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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