Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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