woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
