is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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