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(989): View more from Michigan

did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know

(1-989): View more from Michigan

no

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.

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(954): View more from Florida

I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.

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(716): View more from New York

You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck

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(907): View more from Alaska

I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.

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