I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
In America we eat man semen.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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