Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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